Some own blazers

A study in perceived competence. Nobody knows what’s going on. Some people just figured out that confusion looks significantly more intentional when paired with structured shoulders. The blazer is one of society’s most successful optical illusions. Put one on and suddenly “I have no idea” becomes “I’ll circle back.” You’re not lost. You’re assessing. You didn’t forget. It’s pending. Heavyweight off-white cotton, olive green and oat gray. Red print on the back. Oversized, naturally. Almost blazer-sized, if you believe in layering. Wear it to: meetings you weren’t prepared for, overpriced coffee shops, first days at new jobs, airports with a laptop open, anywhere you’d like to appear vaguely informed. Don’t wear it to: your annual performance review. They may finally figure it out.